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Dowothy- Steve, Tinman-Eddy V., Lion-Billy, Scarecrow-Brendan, Witch of the West-Mary G. , Butch of the East- Jen S. , Glenda the Good Witch-Mary Ellen, Wizard-Kevin, Doorman of Oz-Alex, Munchkins-Maria, Flying Monkeys-Nim.
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Dowothy starts off eating a dinner of ham and pie at his house with friends Bill, Brendan and Eddy V. His evil neighbor Mary G. steal his blueberry pie that was sitting on his window sill. As he tries to run after her a huge tornado engulfs his house. He wakes up and is in a land that looks like a giant supermarket. He notices he has crashed on a small person. A group of munchkins run up to him and start congratulating him for killing the wicked butch of the east. But they warn him about her sister the wicked witch of the west. With that they tell him , in words no one can understand, that he needs to follow the row of carts to the end of city to find his missing pie. Along the way he meets the scarecrow , who is the stupidest thing he has ever met. The scarecrow asks him to help him find his brain. Next he meets the tinman, who ramble on and on about the war of 1812 and nazi's. He continues to follow them for no apparent reason. As they approach the end of the carts they meet the lion. He asks them about the color of their eyes and if they think it is hot out. He then says he should go swimming, hmm, hhmm ,hhm. The four of them are almost to the end of the carts when the wicked witch of the west sends her flying monkeys to distract them with their slow speed. This works for awhile , but when the witch tries to confront them directly they take soap and water , and remove her makeup. This causes a mental breakdown and she melts into a puddle. They then reach the end of the carts only to be confronted by the doorman of oz. They ask to be let in to see the wizard about a ham dinner with pie for dessert. The doorman turns them away, saying "I know my job, I am very efficient, I have done this for 8 years." They sneak past the doorman when he starts shaking violently and turns red. Inside the wizard tells them to go away he is busy looking for Brad Pitt pictures and can not help them. The open a closet door nearby and find the wizard huddled on the floor. After several minutes of persuasion they convince him to come out of the closet. At this point Glenda appears. She tells Dowothy, "Hey numbskull, you coulda went home and had ham and pie whenever ya wanted too." " All you had to do lamebrain was rub your belly and say there's no food like ham and pie three times." Dowothy does that and wakes up at his kitchen table to find his friends are staring at him with their usual blank look on their face. Dowothy says" I had a stwange dweam mmmmm...You were thewre , you were thewre and you too bwainwess scarecwow."
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