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PIE WARS
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PIE WARS
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By popular demand the sequel to Ham: The Movie is already in preproduction. Below you will find casting information as well as a slight character and script commentary. More updates are on the way.
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THE CAST AND ACTION FIGURES
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Each figure comes with a comtech chip with 3 famous phrases said by the character. STEVE: Duke Pieeater, "Do you mamebere me" "I wike pie" "mmmm" ; BILLY: Ham Ohno, "We should do something, yeah something" "HM Hm Hm " " Good idea idea hm hm"; BRENDAN: Dark Brainer, "What" "Yeah...I know" "DUH" ; NIM: Emperor Swiftmachine, "Thay will give us the pie" "Ok" "Submit to the negative speed force"; ALEX: Chewthemout "Hang in there keep steady" "I'm well aware of that it is my job" "ARGGGH" ; MARIA C: Princess Whatisaya "What are you talking about" "...(unitelligable)" "...(unitelligable also)"; MARY G: Lando Coldagain "Is it cold in here" "I don't know if I should" " Let me call for help"; EDDY V: UHDUH "Berlin 1945 hehe" "What's the best car, eldorado 57 chevy hehe" " Medieval Europe Inquisition hehehe"; KEVIN: C-ME-O-NO "Oh my" " Hey girlfriend" " HeHAHA"; MARY ELLEN: WUT-R-U-DO-N "Whatcha doin'" " Way to go numbskull" "Allright lame brain"; EDDIE B: BarnesTroopers "I'm calling my lawyer" " That ain't part of my job" "You're racist"
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BRIEF PLOT SUMMARY
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The evil Emperor Swiftmachine is trying to gain a monopoly on all the pie in the galaxy. It is up to our hero Duke Pieeater to rescue Princess Whatisaya since she holds the secret recipe for the best pie in the galaxy. But pie is not the only reason for the Emperor's evil deeds. He also wants to convert all the universe into members of the negative side of the speed force. With the help of his thrall Dark Brainer he hopes to make everyone as slow as he is. Duke is joined on his mission by Ham Ohno, a pilot who always repeats himself. Ham's co-pilot is Chewthemout, an analytical beast from another dimension , who erupts into fits of rage when things go wrong. When Duke needs guidance he turns to UHDUH, who mysteriously appears and disappears for no reason. His advice is always in the form of a riddle or sentence fragment. In looking for help Duke runs into Lando Coldagain on the planet MAKEUP CITY. Lando , with trademark sweater, is accompanied by her two robots, C-ME-O-NO and WUT-R-U-DO-N. C-ME is a protocol droid who runs and hides whenever danger is around. WUT-R, always yells at C-ME and is constantly interupting conversations to ask questions that have no relevance. The Emperor's army consists of the BarnesTroopers. A group of robots that always refuse to do any work and threaten to call lawyers if the Emperor tells them they will be fired. SEND ANY COMMENTS OR SCRIPT IDEAS BELOW.
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