GOLDENHAM
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Cast
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Steve: Agent XXL, James Hamm; Brendan: LoIQ, Director of Agency; Dave E.: Davus Anus Rectum, former director of agency, now Hamm's archvillian; Maria: Zena Mumblelotts, Hamm's love interest; Eddy V.: HEHE, evil henchman for Rectum; Billy: Double Double Take, Hamm's partner in the agency; Nim: SLO-MO, another henchman for Rectum; Alex: King Schedule, Leader Hamm is trying to protect.
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Plot
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XXL, James Hamm is the best secret agent in the history of the agency. He is trying to stop the plot to drop the Giers bomb on King Schedule. The Giers bomb would cover everything within a 10 mile radius with blue eyeshadow, thereby suffocating everyone. The person who is planning on dropping the bomb is Davus Anus Rectum, former director of the agency , who was fired for his poor management skills and his overzealous attempt to save hours so he could get a bonus at the end of the year. LoIQ is Hamm's supplier of all the technology that he needs to combat this threat. Here is an example of an exhange in the movie. " MM what does this pencil do , it shoot a waser mmmm" "No, you Uhhh duhh write with it , it uhh duhh lets you write bad things about him down." Double Double Take is Hamm's partner in the agency he keeps him out of troubling situations by reminding him " That , That is probably not a good idea, yeah , not a good idea " King Schedule is the target because of his rampant need for everything to be done at the same time everyday. This makes him an easy target. He reminds Hamm " Do your job James, I have my eye on you , you need to be more efficient in the way you handle your duties. " Rectums evil henchmen SLO-MO and HEHE keep each other so confused and slow moving that they are never truly a factor in getting in the way of Hamm's mission to stop the Giers bomb. In the final scene Rectum has captured Zena Mumblelotts, Hamm's love interest, in order to dissuade him from stopping the Giers bomb. " Uhm Hamm, UHm I dont think it would Uhm be a good idea Uhm for you to go any Uhm further. " " You wet her go mmmmmmm" " (unintelligible) i be okay (unitelligible)" "Dont Uhm interfere Uhm with my plans" Hamm of course uses the pencil provided by LoIQ , and throws it into the launching device for the Giers bomb , thereby saving everyone from suffocating in a sea of blue eyeshadow.
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Question, Comments, Concerns
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Anyone who would like to see a specific story involving any of the characters, or has any ideas for a new section of this site can email to [email protected]
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FortuneCity
Here is a link to FortuneCity.
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